Weird People

So I have this pseudo friend on Facebook, he tries to strike up conversations every time he notices me online.Mostly, I find it annoying, although there are times that I am so bored that I engage his conversations. He can't spell his way out of a paper bag (or maybe he just doesn't care - and definitely doesn't use spell-check OR auto correct). It is this trait that makes it entertaining.

Today, he asks what I "have going". I tell him, "same as always, find a Geocache  
 and eat yogurt and reading a book."  "Boy yu realy like that geo thing". Yes, yes I do! I feel like typing "you want to make something of it?!" but, don't want to encourage him right now. 

Then he launches into the strange. Saying something about "I new it was yu al along, you hvnt changd" and then something about special diets and remembering when "us went to Walmart and yu askd for specal food". His spelling is TERRIBLE.  

You knew it was WHO? 
WHO do you think I am??!  
WHAT special food??? 
WHEN THE HELL did I even EVER go ANYWHERE with this guy??? 

NEVER, I have not even actually met him, He CLAIMED to have gone to my high school when in reality, he went to the :new: one that opened while I was attending the one I went to. 

Someone told me once that "he thinks you are Angie". HUH?! Seriously?? How the heck? WHY?

He ALWAYS is telling me about this "Angie" and how he "misses her so much it's unreal" He is always saying that. Always. He also is always "so bord its unreal". 
I really don't care. I am sick of hearing the same thing every time he chats. I tell him the same thing every time too. Try Geocaching. He never does. He doesn't need to know ANYthing more about me. I Geocache. I like being outdoors. That's enough. 

Mostly, I ignore him. I told him after his comments about "not changing" and the "special food" thing, that I was busy. He continued to send messages, I ignored him. He's quiet for now. But, he'll be back.

Seriously dude, we didn't go to the same school. I KNOW people who did go to the same Junior High school as you. I went to Cerro Villa, not Peralta. Unless you decide to go to a Geocaching Event where there are many of my friends AND my family... we are NEVER going to "meet up". EVER.